Need help? Answers? Ask below...
|
|
|
|
|
Latest Question Views Are Jim Cramers stock picks meant for short term or long term? well if your answering this question you must know who jim cramer is Ba ba ba boooooyaaaa.....anyways for those who watch his show mad money, when callers call up and he recommends stocks or when he is hyping stocks up is it meant for the short term meaning couple weeks, or does he mean couple months or years? Investing - 6 Answers - 2007-09-15 21:42:21 Smart @ss answers 2005? A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ Smart @ss Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Smart @ss Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ Smart @ss Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ AND NOW....FOR THE......#1 SMART @SS ANSWER FOR THE YEAR OF 2005.... A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family,but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart @ss guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers - 2007-04-01 12:20:41 How many people answer questions for kids that want answers for homework? Seriousley,these kids are cheating on school and homework by getting answers here.They have learned a new way not to learn by getting their answers here. Homework Help - 32 Answers - 2007-03-15 11:57:05 Check my Homework Answers? 1- Which of the following is a source of new alleles within a population? A-mutation B-meiosis C-genetic drift D-genetic recombination I think it is D? 2- New alleles arise by: A-random mating. B-genetic drift. C-independent assortment. D-migration. E-mutation. I think it is E. but I could be wrong. I am confused between question 1 and 2. 3-Four of the five answers listed below are portions of the theory of natural selection. Select the exception: A-Natural selection is the result of differential reproduction. B-More organisms are produced than can survive. C-Variation is heritable. D-The largest and strongest always contribute more genes to the next generation. E-Heritable traits vary in adaptability. Is D the right answer? 4- Match the living form to its kingdom or domain: Molds & yeasts E. Coli Sponges Mosses & ferns Euglena & Paramecium A. Protista B. Animalia C. Bacteria D. Fungi E. Archaea F. Plantae I think that Mosses and ferns goes with Plantae, and sponges go with Animalia, but can't they also go with Archaea? I can't match these right. :( Biology - 2 Answers - 2007-05-02 20:41:16 homework answers? is there a site that has all the answers to the questions in the book called "High Marks: regents chemistry made easy" by Sharon H. Welcher? i prefer the ones that lso explain the answer but its ok if it doesnt. Homework Help - 1 Answers - 2007-11-07 15:43:49 Acne...any answers? any ideas on how to make my acne decrease or help control it?? I've used pro activ that only worked for like 1 montth...and ive tried almost every cream possible..anything work from your guys' personal expierence? Skin Conditions - 9 Answers - 2008-06-19 21:36:54 What should I use for my mild acne? (NO PROACTIV Answers!)? I'm on the birth control Yasmin in hopes of helping my skin, by balancing my hormones. And it has...somewhat. I've had these same pimples on either side of my chin, just below my lips for like a month. I regularly (twice daily) wash my face using Clinique soap, and then I put moisturizer on my face to keep it from drying with the cold weather. I had been using benzoyl peroxide, but it just kept drying up my skin...and it makes my skin itchy sometimes. I have really sensitive, fair skin, which is very prone to burning. What should I use for my mild acne on my chin, as this seems to be a favorite spot for my blemishes? Would salicylic acid work better? If not, what other treatments should I use? *Again...please don't recommend Proactiv, it's too expensive and it becomes useless over time. It's really a waste of money.* Other - Skin & Body - 26 Answers - 2007-02-25 07:55:43 people who had severe acne and now is gone please answer this question? only people who had severe acne answer this....... well i want to know how did it got away what did you used? any experiences...... thanks all of you who answer the question!!!! Other - Skin & Body - 3 Answers - 2007-01-01 15:57:50 answer??????!!!???? how dooooooooooooooooooo you do %'s like what is 45% of 56 ?????? in steps plz !!!!! Homework Help - 5 Answers - 2007-10-15 19:59:01 |